Tuesday, September 9, 2008


Whenever I hear a song by Jason Mraz I want to poke myself in the eardrum with a bamboo skewer. You see, the advantage of using bamboo over, say, a metal skewer is this: There is a chance that the bamboo will splinter in the ear canal or drum, leading to infection and possibly hearing loss, ensuring that I would NEVER HAVE TO HEAR THAT CRAP AGAIN.

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